Help Me! How do you start a Pointless Collection??

Good evening, fellow Earthlings.

So you see... I was raised in a very serious family, so naturally it is just really difficult to come up with an idea for item number 17, Own a Pointless Collection. How on earth do you come up with a *good* BAD collection of pointless stuff???

I tried to bring this up at work and asked my colleague for some input... but we both found it rather challenging.

Hmm... Any suggestions, dear reader?